Spam can be so complimentary!

Did you read the daily post from September 25th? The article itself had good tips about dealing with comments and spammers, while the comments that followed also had real-life examples of how other bloggers react and interact with their spammers. Personally, I find the spam comments amusing – there are always some interesting ‘comments’ that look like they are complimentary, but are in fact totally bogus. Here is the latest collection:

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Truer words have never been spoken, I just didn’t expect to read them in connection with my ‘copyright’ page!

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I know lots of people scour the web looking for information, I’m just not sure how much useful information there is on a ‘copyright’ page. Especially for those generous souls that volunteer.

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We all know that SEO is key to being found. I particularly like the shopping-channel-style comment  ‘…wait there’s even more’.

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‘Home and good manners’ is not a place for genuinely wonderful audio quality, thanks for visiting anyway!

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Compliments like this will take you far, it’s just a shame linked me back to a 404 error!

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Is a fun what? Hobby, job? Yes, sometimes it’s not so easy to write.

Hey there! I could have sworn I’ve been to this blog before but after browsing through some of the post I realized it’s new to me. Nonetheless, I’m definitely glad I found it and I’ll be book-marking and checking back often!

I wish I could say the feeling was mutual as I quite like your enthusiasm. However this is a family friendly blog and I don’t think that your adult entertainment and selection of toys are really what I want to share here. Good luck with your future endeavours.

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Indeed. I’m just not exactly sure what you are referring to here. A little more detail please.

Wow! This blog looks just like my old one! It’s on a entirely different topic but it has pretty much the same page layout and design. Great choice of colors!

They do say great minds think alike! However, I think you should join your friends in the adult entertainment industry that commented earlier. Let me introduce you. Oops, sorry I’ve deleted both your email addresses already. Never mind, I’m sure you’ll find each other soon enough.

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Hmm, on the surface this looked like a legitimate request. Then I hovered over the link… It took a while to forget that particular image.

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You’re welcome. I’m just not sure what I did here.

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These comments have everything, yet say absolutely nothing. Spell check is particularly offended by the lusterlessness!

My spam comments are now nil, I wonder how long before a new comment filters through 🙂

PS: I always spell check before hitting the publish button, usually two or three times, just to be sure. Today I’m letting all those little errors slide through. It just feels so very wrong.

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12 comments

  1. I’m jealous! Your Spam is MUCH more interesting than mine! I use to get some good spam from ‘gratis sex dating’, but that’s stopped. I guess they no longer find me as inspiring as they once did…story of my life. 😉

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    • Oh no, I don’t believe that! This week has thrown up a heap of foreign language spam. Japanese and Arabian, with a touch of Polish – next time I should get Google translate on to them and see what I get – could be my lucky day 🙂

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    • I used to get those straight to my email – never mind that customs would stop them before ever reaching my front door 😉

      Certainly, spammers provide some sort of public service! If only to keep us amused or educated!

      PS: Thanks for the follow.

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  2. LOL quite entertaining!
    I’ve never understood the purpose of this kind of spam though! It doesn’t sell anything…and half of it isn’t even sensical! So are there real people behind it or is it just some gibberish generated by a computer gone wrong? I’m serious about this…do you know?

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    • Me either. All I can think is that if the post actually makes it onto the blog, then people click on the Gravatar and arrive back where-ever. I’m never sure if these posts are created by computers and thus the language never makes sense or some poor techie sitting in a cubicle in a developing nation, also struggling with the language. Either way, no one really wins.
      One of my posts generated a dozen spam messages that were totally nonsense, but directed back to what appeared to be legitimate carpet businesses… it’s a mystery to me to!

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  3. I’m most amused by the ones that say that this post was exactly on the topic they had been searching for days.
    Lately a Friday poll having to do with cats (I think) is getting lots of those…

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  4. Good post. I get some of these too and as you say they are so obviously spam. Still, some people must fall for them, the poor fools!

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    • Thank you, I have to admit I quite like my spam 🙂 On the subject of people falling for them, some are also borderline convincing. I had one that I left as pending for weeks, in the end I realised that something was just off … still he nearly got though…

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