If I were, I’d be

If I were a month, I’d be August / February (the end of summer, sometimes burning hot… sometimes all over the place)

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.

If I were a time of day, I’d be breakfast time.

If I were a planet, I’d be Uranus (keep it clean 🙂 )

If I were an animal, I’d be a mink.

If I were a direction, I’d be south-west.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a futon.

If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine.

If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.

If I were a tree, I’d be a boab.

If I were a tool, I’d be a leatherman.

If I were a flower, I’d be a desert pea.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a thunderstorm.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a double bass.

If I were a colour, I’d be golden like a baked potato.

If I were an emotion, I’d be tempestuous.

If I were a fruit, I’d be something bitter-sweet, like a granny smith or grapefruit.

If I were a sound, I’d be sails flapping in the wind.

If I were an element, I’d be Copper.

If I were a car, I’d be a Mini.

If I were a food, I’d be liquorice.

If I were a place, I’d be a cellar (wine, vegetables or the resistance).

If I were a material, I’d be Angora wool.

If I were a taste, I’d be aniseed.

If I were a scent, I’d be fresh bread and hot eucalyptus.

If I were a body part, I’d be the hip bone.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a confused smile.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be lace up ankle boots.

This list was inspired by Hypersensationalism.

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15 comments

    • Check out the inspiration from Hypersensationalism if you get the chance. She had a superb list 🙂

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    • So when is your list coming El Guapo?! Or has it been already… I’ve been terribly slack catching up on my blog roll (in fact it’s a little out of control) a sneak peak this morning showed over 200 unread posts…

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    • Thanks for the visit and your comment Steve. Nothing wrong with being me, in fact I quite like being me! From a creative output point of view, just new ways to describe me 😉

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